No. But I’ll do 10 facts.
1) Never learned to ride a bike
2) I once chugged an entire 40oz and felt like I was dying
3) I was a vegetarian for like a year
4) Guns give me a boner sometimes
5) I tell my dog all of my secrets
6) I once slept with a milf
7) Most of my family members are law enforcement or armed services
8) Don’t think Banksy is all that great
9) My pubes like never grow
10) I shot a bird when I was 8 and felt really bad about it and cried myself to sleep that night.